Monday, December 31, 2007

Emiliapedalitis Part II

So, back to our tale. When Emily was a toddler, it was the worst of times, and the worst of times. Her magical presence somehow disrupted the peaceful coexistence of the fairies and the vampires. They started an epic battle, every race for themselves, emily being the only human among them. At the mere age of two, Emily was left to fend for herself against the two most powerful races known to mankind. Using her tactical war skills, Emily decided to let the vampires and the fairies weaken each other before she stepped into the battle to school them. Her plan worked as she watched the carnage from the top of Mt. Wanahauckalouge. Everyone was so caught up in their hatred for each other they had forgotten what had started the battle in the first place and left Emily peaceful and content on the top of the Mountain. At one point, the fairies began to overpower the vampires, this was not what Emily had expected, she would rather face the vampires in combat than the fairies, she then used a move that would be considered below the belt... yes, she used her gift of song. Her plan worked better than even she expected and historians are still puzzled over her powers. The fairies grew distracted from the battle and allowed the vampires the upper hand. The two opponents eventually took each other out. Emily watched all this with a wicked smile on her face, then she then started off to find another civilization to destroy.

2 comments:

Olivia Carter said...

Yeah, that Emily is pretty darn neat- I have to say I am a fan! who knew she had such a history!

Em and Russ said...

Dang, who is that hottie!