This is my sister-in-law Emily. She wanted me to blog about her so she could be famous, so I decided to tell her story because she is feeding Matt and I... The real story begins 26 years ago, in a little shack in Ethiopia, but no, that is not where Emily was born, that is where her birth was foretold by an African Chief. Emily(her name was supposed to be Hexicklakinyksngk) was then born in a magical bay. That bay was cursed however, because of their wickedness, that is why Emily was sent to them. In the bay, because it was magic, lived a village of fairies and vampires who coexisted in peace, at least, that is, until Emily came along. Emily had magical powers, she had the gift of song. However, Emily's gift of song was very special, her songs sounded horrible to the human ear, but to the fairies, it was the most magical thing they had ever heard. They were all mysteriously attracted to the screaming infant, who learned how to sing before she learned how to speak. She also had a strange attraction to toilet seats, which will play a major part later in our story...TO BE CONTINUED!!!
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