Emily: The Conclusion

*DISCLAIMER: If you have not read the first two parts of the story of Emily, please do so before completing this tragic tale.

So after Emily so happily destroyed the world of the fairies, she was off in search of a new quest, a more powerful nation to destroy! Only she had no idea what would be in store for here in the frozen tundra of Rexburgia. Little did she know that the school she was going to attend (BYU-Incredula) was actually a cover for a clan of barbarian wizards, the most powerfully persuasive culture in the history of the world, but also some of the most ferocious! They had magical powers beyond belief, and Emily, in her arrogance, went in pursuit of ruining their lives. Try as she might, Emily could not seem to gain the upper hand when it came to battling these powerful creatures. One day, Emily came in counter with one of the most powerful barbarian wizard of them all, Ruskell the Rock. Ruskell immediately fell in love with Emily when she tried to kill him with her singing. He cast a powerful sleeping spell on her and carried her far away into the mountains were they could be married by the king of Ruskell's tribe. When Emily awoke from her blissful sleep, she immediately started to sing. (you see, she was scared of all the barbarian wizards surrounding her, even though they had brought her killer wedding presents) Emily's singing however, had the opposite effect of what she intended. Every male BW in the audience suddenly fell in love with her! Before they could even be married, Ruskell had to take on his entire clan and escape with Emily. He wisked her away to Calitoviro, where he had to cast another spell on her to make her fall in love with him. They were then married, and disapeared! It is rumored that they went to the barren place of Wahitnoginon, but there is no evidence of this claim. Emily, the warrior will truly be missed.