Chuck Norris Facts

For some reason, I started looking at Chuck Norris facts tonight, and maybe I am just really tired or something... but they were especially funny! Here are a few of my favorites!

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

So if you have not yet seen this amazing website, you should definately check it out... especially late at night...