Friday, December 4, 2009

Of Toilets, Rats and Ripoffs.

I am trying to be better about posting everyday... and since we don't do anything exciting everyday, I will post about a previous experience I had. (And get a few more pictures of Fenghuang in)

*Warning, this post is about Chinese Bathrooms. Be Prepared.* 

So Matt and I had just finished our glorious trip to Fenghuang and we were in a bus station (notorious for their hideously gross bathrooms) and I just had to go. I have never had a fear of public bathroom going until I met my first public bathroom in China (that one had piles of #2 on the ground, apparently squatting isn't too accurate). Anyways, that just tells you how much of an emergency it was that I needed to go that I was willing to use a bus station bathroom. I had to search around for a bit until I found the bathroom, and then there was a woman blocking the door. No free toilet for me! I had to go get some money from Matt, and when I got back, the lady was smacking something off the wall, out of my sight and a second later a rat runs away from said wall. Right through the middle of the waiting room of the bus station. 'Weird' I thought, as I handed the lady my money. I proceeded into the bathroom to find that the stalls did not have doors on them. 'Hmm, interesting' I thought. I went into the last stall, and saw the trench they call a toilet. 'Wonderful' I thought, and just as I was about to squat over said trench, a rat runs right underneath me through the toilet. 

I think my first week here, this would have been a 'calling it quits' moment. Now, being a 3 month veteran, I just shrug, take care of my business and think of what a great story this will be. 

Okay folks, what is your best public bathroom story?

7 comments:

Olivia Carter said...

Oh Kristal! I had the same thing happen to me. It was just a big trench. No water following through it to flush it out just piles of #2 and big flies the size of raisins. So bad.

Once in China I was on a boat & asked to use a bathroom. I was taken to a tiny room with a curtain and a bowling ball witdh tube. Just straight into the water. Yup, everyone just did their #1 & #2 business right into the water.

China provided the BEST toilet stories for me to tell anyone who would listen!

About Us said...

I am sorry to say that I was eating my breakfast when I read this post (what was I thinking!) That is very brave of you Kristal. I can now officially dub you as my hero.

... wish I had a toilet story to share...

Leah and Joe said...

I was cracking up reading this!! You are so brave!! I thought I had bad toilet stories from Mexico, but they don't even compare!

I read your blog all the time, by the way!! Looks like you have had a million great adventures all ready!

LSnow said...

Kristal-
I have had some pretty strange toilet stories, but none of them include a rat. Thanks for the laugh and now I can tell my kids that your bathroom story tops any of mine!!!

April Carter said...

I am bringing rubber shoes to wear all the time. The city looks beautiful, but please don't make us stay in that hotel!!!!!

Corina said...

haha! i love public restrooms in foreign countries.. i've got nothing on that one

Corina said...

oh wait, when we were in manhattan i was walking home from the movie store and i saw a homeless guy peeing in a phone booth.. still, so weak, you probably see that on the street everyday!