Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Favorite Movies to Quote

It's no secret for anyone that has spoken with me for any length of time that I derive about fifty percent of my daily dialogue from a few choice films. The following movies aren't necessarily my favorite to watch, but definitely some of my favorite to quote.

{surprisingly} CinderellaStory
"Droughts are for poor people, you think J Lo has a brown lawn?"
"Where's your crowns? Where's your prizes? Winners get prizes!"
"You know it costs a fortune to fly that stuff in from Norwegia."
Fiona: I am very, very, very, very upset about this.
Brianna: You don't look upset.
Fiona: Oh, it's the Botox. I can't show emotion for another
hour and a half.
"You're not very pretty, and you're not very bright... I'm glad we had this talk"

Baptists at Our Barbecue
"You dumb... water drinker!"
"Tartan spelled backwards is SATAN!"
"If you do not choose to take back that last statement, I will have to call church headquarters and inform them that YOU, one of their AMBASSADORS is willfully preaching blasphemies!" (you would be amazed how often this line is applicable)

Clifford
one of the best movies ever, please watch it if you haven't
"Don't reject me!"
"But I didn't say "Nice wig", Uncle Martin, I said "Bestest-looking wig". I believe there is a difference" (I mostly say the last part)
"And they tied me up, and then they told me stories...some of them were fun but some of them were scary!"
"I'm sorry, Miss Nice Older Person, but I don't know what you're talking about. Perhaps you were just having a nightmare about your early days in the circus."
'"Cause if you did I'd be so angry I don't know what I'd do."
"Don't worry about Clifford, he'll be fine if you give him a ton of sugar and a book about Hitler."

What are your favorite movie quotes?
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4 comments:

Olivia Carter said...

Love the blog design & love the quotes!

Em and Russ said...

Wow, I haven't watched Clifford in years!! I loved that movie, and Martin Short is just amazing. I haven't seen the other movies. Russ is anti Chick Flick, so I don't see a lot of those types of movies. I'll have to rent them someday.

Em and Russ said...

My favorite movies to quote involve either Jim Carey or Adam Sandler. Obviously, my choice in quotes has to be limited due to some of the content. . . .

Russ

April Carter said...

From "24" I will cut you. And from Firefly " I will kill you with my brain. But mostly I just quote my kids....Mostly!